Pizzeria Press - CPR Fair Party Pt. 1

Written by McBruh

Welcome fellow chefs to the third installment of the Pizzeria Press CPR cheats! After a delay, The Fair on CPR has finally started and it’s time to explore and discover the stuff this party will bring! This would be a pretty long article so it will be split into two different articles.

Before we do start remember to use the code “THEFAIR20” to get yourself…TWENTY THOUSAND coins! As well as some other stuff so remember to use this code before it expires.

Now onto the party itself; for this first part we will be discussing all the new locations/room changes and minigames and throughout the second part I will be discussing the items and secrets. So, without further ado (you can tell Light wrote that because McBruh ain't ever gonna say "ado"), time to start off with an obvious change--every location on the island has been rethemed to fit the party. (Bonus: try to find McBruh in these pictures)

The Town's new look

The Plaza's makeover

So those are a couple of examples but for the rest you should probably check them out yourself at https://play.cprewritten.net/.

Now showing the new locations specifically for this party, if you go to Snow Forts and go up to the sign that says 'More Games This Way!’ you will enter a new room.

This is where you will be given an option to play three minigames: Balloon Pop, Feed-A-Puffle, and Puffle Soaker. Playing this minigames rewards you with tickets (which I'll explain in Pt. 2).

Onto the next room. To access it, first you'll have to go to the Forest. There is a tent in the background, and heading into it will lead you into the next room. (Also in the forest is two minigames, Memory Games and Puffle Paddle, as well as a Prize Booth where you can redeem your tickets for prize items!)

Arriving there you will see another prize booth and “The Great Puffle Circus." When you enter the circus, you have the option to play a special animation for a magic trick by any color puffle :D  

Finally you have the room that connects to the Ferris Wheel! Going to docks you will see a muddy path to the right side...

...taking it will lead you to the room.

Once again there are minigames here: Ring the Bell and Puffle Shuffle. There's also the Spin to Win where you can use your golden tickets to spin a wheel that can either give you tickets, respin, coins, or a mystery item. Now, once you're finished doing that fancy stuff, you can check out the two attractions, the alien space theme roller coaster ride and The Ferris Wheel. You can get to the ferris wheel by leaving the room at the top left, and the roller coaster is on the right.

The Ferris Wheel gives a view of the entire island!

So, did you like the new rooms and minigames? For me it is very enjoyable having to get these collectible items. I hope it is for you too! Well I feel exhausted trying to get the stuff and writing this dummy article because Light made me but whatever it is what it is later chefs! In Crust We Trust!

Pizzeria Press - CPA News - WV-SWAT War

Written by Light

For this edition of Pizzeria Press CPA News, I'll be discussing the Water Vikings-SWAT war, dubbed the "Eager Foray" which is kinda lame ngl   This war is easily the most interesting thing going on in CPA currently.

On September 27th, 2020, the 25-battle and 33-day long war between the Water Vikings and the Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) ended with a WV victory. WV ended up taking 18 of the battles, with SWAT winning 6 and one battle ending in a tie. I had the pleasure(?) of judging 9 of these battles 😑 which was lit. This war was straining not only for the armies involved but also for the CPAH staff, particularly the judges--SWAT and WV are both armies with strong ties within the army community, meaning it was difficult to find unaffiliated and unbiased judges, and with the battles being so important, the judges were under immense pressure to deliver accurate decisions. But, now that it's all, mercifully, blissfully over--how did we get here?

On August 26, 2020, the Water Vikings released this post declaring war on SWAT with troopstealing as the primary reason. SWAT entered the war with 11 servers to WV's 8. The war was very close--although SWAT only won 6 battles, very many were razor-tight. 6 battles went to OT, including one that went to the rare double overtime (who judged that 🤔). Ultimately WV was a little cleaner with their forms throughout (which shone through to me as a consistent factor) and more often than not had the size advantage, especially towards the end of the war, where they closed out by winning 4 straight battles, maxing near 40 for a while, with SWAT topping out around 25 but sometimes dipping down to 15. 

Screenshot from the 9/26 Invasion of White Out, a 3-0 WV win

Evidently, SWAT ran out of steam, which is totally understandable; non-stop battling for over a month will tire anyone out. For WV, somehow, it energized them--a little over a month ago, WV was struggling mightily, with a 20+ max a semi-rare sight and almost nearing a small-medium classification. And yet, here they stand with consistent maxes of almost 40. This war catapulted them to excel.

The war was ended slightly prematurely, as SWAT transferred their final 3 servers to the Dark Warriors hoping to avoid a force treaty, where an army can force another army to sign a treaty agreeing to almost any terms once all of their land is gone. However, CPAH determined that since the specific language of the rulebook says "Once an army loses all its servers, they should be forced to sign a treaty," and SWAT technically had no land and was still engaged under a war declaration with WV, that WV had the right to force treaty them, which they promptly did, though SWAT is still fighting to reverse this decision.

WV's force treaty

This war was the center of CPA news for almost a month, but now the community is momentarily at peace. Who knows what's next?

For now, this is the summary of the WV-SWAT War or "The Eager Foray" from the Pizzeria Press.

Pizzeria Press - September CPR Penguin Style

Written by McBruh

Welcome Fellow Chefs (and losers) to the first installment of the Pizzeria Press's CPR Cheats. Today's first ever Article will be based off of the newest CPR Penguin Style Catalog for this month. Starting off first with the Penguin Style Catalog are the new backgrounds all relevant to the upcoming party, The Fair! Starting off first are the backgrounds (all still 60 coins each).

Background Names:

- Ranch
- Monster Arcade
- Circus Tent
- Jetpack Background
- Balloon Arch Background
- Neon Paint Splatter Background
- BZZORT! Background
- Heart Background


Now following the backgrounds is the first two new pages with new costumes and clothes.
(Note: Red Squares indicate a clickable secret)

===All shown collectable items===
- Cow Costume
- Big Bad Wool Hooves
- Horse Costume
- Horse Hooves
- Grape Balloon
- The Delight
- Flower Messenger Bag
- Yellow Summer Outfit
- Brown Sandals
===Secret Items===
- Light Pink Scarf
- Chocolate Ice Cream
- Light Pink Giant Sunglasses


(You better still be reading this) Now on to the second set of pages! We got the best fit there is: The Clown Outfit!

(Note 2 Electric Boogalo: Light Sucks :`)

===All shown collectable items===
- The Clown-Around
- Clown-Around Outfit
- Clown Shoes
- The Supreme Diva
- Layered Lavender Outfit
- Flower Messenger Bag
- Dumbbells
- Mustachio
- Strongman Suit
===Secret Items===
- Cherry Balloon
- Coral Crown
- Clown Face Makeup

Now onto the final set of pages with the Cars! Haha cars go vrooom
(Note 3: These cars are huge in game ;) )

===All shown collectable items===
- Magician’s Hat
- Magician’s Cloak
- Magician’s Wand
- Purple Wheeler
- Blue Wheeler
===Secret Items===
- Bucket Head
- Dog Stuffie


Well that’s all for now. Make sure you have these items before they're gone! Remember to be on the lookout for the next article on the newest Igloo Catalog. Off I go! In Crust We Trust!

9/15/20 Hidcre's Return Event

MAX: 12 
What's up Chefs, today we logged onto CPArmies Fog to commemorate Hidcre's return to Club Penguin leadership. She had taken a break from Club Penguin out of concern for the amount of free time she'd have with school returning, but has found that she still will be able to devote her time to us! Shoutout to her and thanks to everyone who attended the event, we maxed a solid 12.

PZF Training 9/9/20

MAX: 10
What's up, Chefs! This is the first post on our new Blogger site 😲
I'm happy to be making history 😉

Today we logged onto Sled, Cparmies to do a training where we explored several new tactics that will help PZF continue to innovate and to dominate! Thanks so much to everyone who showed up.

PZF Training 8/25/20

Today we logged on to Sled cparmies for a training, we maxed a total of 10 chefs.In today's event we decided to have more people leading today's event. In total we had 5 different people lead today, R3TRO and Light led the first room, Me(Alex_202) and Kehato led room two, and McBruh and Light led room three. here are some pics from today's event.

tactic from the event

PZF forever

New formation from Light

random funny pic

PZF-The 'Ronis Ceremony 8/24/20

Max: 16

hey that's pretty lit

Yesterday, after a week of voting, we gathered on CPArmies Sled to announce the winners of PZF's new awards ceremony, The 'Ronis! Fittingly, the ceremony was held in the pizza parlor, and Chris McLean hosted in the absence of Snork (RIP :pensive:). We had a lot of fun and we hope you did, too! We'd love to do this again in the future for y'all.
Here's the full list of the winners, forever enshrined as award holders from the first ever 'Ronis:
Best Dressed - Takoz
Worst WiFi - Retro
Best Squirtle PFP - Retro
Most Canadian - Takoz
Most Easygoing - Alex and Seth (tie)
Class Clown - McBruh
Best Recruiter - Callico
Most Wholesome - Doggo
Most Artistic - Saph
Best Arne Shop Employee - Fernando
Best Meme - Puffel Pizza
Best Emote - :pzfpog:
Best Bot - Helpful Birb
Best Tactic - IN CRUST WE TRUST
Best Battle - Beach Brawl Finals VS LGA
Best Moment - Avoiding A Force Treaty and Winning Beach Brawl (tie)
Best Staff - Light
Best Leader - Snork
Troop of the Summer - Fernando
Best Army - Pizza Federation
Congrats again to all the winners, but if you were nominated but didn't win or weren't nominated, don't worry! We still love and value you and we hope you'll work hard to get one next time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGfKb5winmc

irl footage of snork on the way to the ronis!