My Club Penguin Retirement

To my former soldiers: THIS IS NOT A COMPLETE RETIREMENT- ONLY MY CLUB PENGUIN ARMIES RETIREMENT

To my co-leaders and staff members of the Pizza Federation: I will remain as Federation Staff, this is just my journey end of Club Penguin

And for the record, since i'm too lazy to make an actual retirement post like some big fuckin 5 LONG ASS PARAGRAPHS LMFAOOOAOAOAOAAO. ok.

Now, I welcome all to My Retirement Post for Club Penguin Armies

2017

In 2017, was my short trailer of armies, joining the Rebel Penguin Federation as a Team Green division member, just days later I left with no memory of that day.

2018 - My official start to armies (short)

My official beginning (while i play wii sports on an emulator pog), I was online Club Penguin Rewritten as a normal penguin, when all of a sudden I was introduced to green pizza bois flipping their dough chanting "JOIN THE PIZZA BOIS DIXCORD!", so I ended up joining and I saw a whole arrange of channels, from announcements, to events, to chats, and a whole bunch of other exciting new things waiting for me. Being welcomed to former leader Chelpopkick (who is no longer in armies), and introduced to a user who I wouldn't know I would co-lead with in the future, R3TRO. Months later I see the announcement of Chelpopkick retiring, Neptune stepping up for a day and retiring. Next thing I know, R3TRO steps up. Quickly rising up the ranks and just months later becoming a High Council member of the Pizza Federation.

2019 (short again)

2019, CPA shutting down, (i think?? idk if emcee/pookie/anyone else who had high perms from CPAM is reading this please correct me in my dms thanks pog) A new league shines, Club Penguin Army Media, created in March. Yet again does the PZF enlist, still rocking our low maxes of 5/6 full of only High Council and one ACTUAL soldier. Then came along recruiting, now further continuously maxing 8. Then. It happens.. (thats like all i can remember about 2019 pls don't kill me)

2020 (skipping winter because thats like all inactiveness)

All of depression hits:

• WW3 rumors.
• Pop Smoke dies
• Covid-19 Quarantine
• everything else i don't feel like listing

A sudden boost of attendees in events, leading to the Challengers Cup, winning with our own trophies. And a bunch more.

HOLY HELL I FOUND MY OLD CPATG USERNAME

holy hell challengers cup was an actual blast and then realizing PIC multilogged kinda had me laughing but that's like months ago but WHO CARES ITS MY RETIREMENT POST LOL

oh i totally forgot golden guardians putting war on us but idrc bc i'm getting tired writing this

To sum this up,

It's been a long hell of a run that I somehow balanced with school, but it ends here. Thanks for all the fun protests against admins, arguments over tactics, and a bunch of other shit that I loved. So, have fun, off to the other centuries of the gaming server.

Later, from ya gurl